Téma: Erotika

Knaz a australsky strihac ovci su v posledenom kole televiznej sutaze. Na body je to nerozhodne, o vitazovi ma rozhodnut basen, ktoru maju sutaziaci zlozit do 5 minut s rymom na slovo "Timbuktoo" (ide o mesto v republike Mali-Afrika).
Po 5 minutach vystupil kazatel a zacal prednasat svoj vytvor :
I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktoo.
Publikum salelo a knaz bol okamzite favoritom sutaze povazovanym za vitaza. Ale iba do chvile nez vystupil so svojim prejavom strihac ovci z Australie:
When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two...