Klasifikácia vodky v štýle IT

0.1L - demo 

0.25L- trial version 

0.5L - personal edition 

0.7L - professional edition 

1.0L - network edition 

1.75L - enterprise 

3L - for small business 

5L - corporate edition 

flaška doma vypálenej- home edition 

pohárik na rozlúčku - Service pack 

ranný pohárik - Recovery tool 

pivo - patch 

coca-cola, fanta, 7-up - trojan viruses 

Ranna opica - Critical system error